goodboymiles:

Different types of people in the Spiderverse fandom

“MILES IS SUCH A GOOD BOI, IM GOING TO CRY”

“Is it okay to fuck a homeless man?”

“My sexual preference is a spider pig and a 1933 man”

“I’m gay for Gwen”

“Can a pig adopt an anime character?”

“Look at my 400th spidersona!”

“ I think my blood has turned into the spiderverse soundtrack?”

“Oh god the animation…THE ANIMATION”

“ I haven’t stopped drawing spiderverse. I don’t know what else to draw now. I’m scared. “

incorrect-into-the-spiderverse:

Peni: *Exists*

Ham and Noir, at the same time: I’m adopting her

Ham:

Noir:

Ham and Noir, together: We’re adopting her

mysiepereira:

Peter 🅱️athtub Parker.

rafs13:

Me getting ready to watch The Dragon Prince season 2 on February 2019

restuffedants:

The fandom: If the new season is in late 2019 ill actually die

dragonprinceofficial: Its February 15th

The fandom: 

squeezemetillipop:

anarchyfag:

etherealklance:

slowlysoftlygayly:

etherealklance:

simon’s friends: why did you do it, simon?

simon: I was closeted and not ready to come out and martin was threatening to out me to the entire school if I didn’t help him slightly inconvenience you

simon’s friends: okay but wHY

simon:

Leah: you were setting me up to get my heart broken!

Simon, a clueless gay who had no idea she was in love with him:

martin: I didn’t think people still did shit like that

simon, a gay with common sense and eyes:

Simon: *literally gets bullied and shunned by the whole school for being gay*

The whole school: *shows up to the Ferris wheel to cheer Simon on now that he decides to be confident*

Simon:

SImon: Outed for being gay and having his entire intimate thoughts and feelings published for the world to see, losing someone he cared about

SImon’s friends: Let’s make this about me.

my ass sitting in the theater:

Originally posted by azrontheninja

internclarabelle:

dead-men-disco:

internclarabelle:

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

thepastelpriestess:

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

paranormal-paralegal:

sparklecryptid:

impossblerose:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cephalotodd:

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF SLUSH

THAT “beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale” IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO GREY SLUDGE FROM HELL THE MOMENT IT HITS THE FUCKING GROUND. 

AND YES WE HAVE HEARD OF MUD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SNOW MUD?!?!?! 

ohohohoh
but don’t forget guys!
underneath all that slush? lies ice and you WILL slip on it.

People who haven’t been to the ER for ice-related injuries do not interact

#winter is great! #IN THEORY (via @kaava)

Winter is designed for children not for adults.

byk23:

horrorgay:

All humans are weak because we will all fall for The Classical Fan Art Pose. I like to call it the “Character nonchalantly wiping blood away from their mouth/nose with the back of their hand, murderous intent in their eyes”. I would go as far as to say it is indisputably the hottest pose you could draw someone in. In this essay I will-

when your show knows their fans well…..

myblackmare:

undeadwill:

myblackmare:

undeadwill:

myblackmare:

I love this dude.

WHY IS HORSE ON GROUND

DONT WORRY HE IS JUST HAVING A LITTLE NAP/SNUGGLE

HORSE NO GROUND. HORSE IS GROUND NO.

HE LIKE GROUND. HE LOVE TO SLEEP ON GROUND.

runcibility:

slatestarscratchpad:

The chemical name for vitamin C is “ascorbic acid”. I always used to wonder about this one. Is being ascorbic like being acerbic? Is it like being ascetic? Absorbent? Some combination of all of them?

Today I learned that scorbi is just a Latinish way of writing scurvy. So a-scorbi-c acid is “no-scurvy acid”.

Eat this orange. It’s full of FuckScurvium.